Beware of wife, kids and pets Husband is ....

Beware of wife, kids and pets Husband is 

• The Goat
• Is Cool
• Is a D..Head
• Is Not Here
• Is at Golf
• Is Fishing

We ship nationally.

Made from coir, coconut shells and we have sizes available

• Regular 600mm x 400mm
• Large 900mm x 600mm

Please note this is a decorative item, heavy use/getting the mat wet will cause it to fade. 

Fathers day doormat idea | Husband gift | Funny Doormat welcome